Hola chicos/as,
Imagino que a todos os habrá llegado en alguna ocasión un mail, escrito en un español o inglés de parvulos, pidiendo dinero para invertir en no se que mierdas, normalmente provienen de países africanos.
Bueno, el hecho es que nunca me había llegado a la dirección de correo del trabajo, en un principio pensé que era un cliente potencial en Egipto, pues nos localizó a través del buscador de empresas Europages . . . y resulta que no era así:
MAIL 1: Ahmed
Eltorage for Trade solicita un presupuesto a través de Europages
Estimado/a señor/a:
Mi nombre es Ahmed Mahmoud Soliman y trabajo para Eltorage for Trade (Egipto) .
Nuestra especialidad es:
· Agricultura: importación-exportación
Ésta es mi solicitud:
· Me gustaría enviarles una solicitud de presupuesto. Les ruego me envíen un folleto, un catálogo de productos y su baremo de precios
Busco lo siguiente:
· Un fabricante o productor
Le da las gracias y le saluda atentamente.
Ahmed Mahmoud Soliman
Administración/Servicios jurídicos
Es lo habitual que me suele llegar cuando alguien me solicita información a través de este servicio de Europages. Yo, lo primero que hago es llamar por tlf directamente para hablar con la persona interesada, a lo que me responde una mujer, hablando árabe y que no tenía ni puta idea de lo que le decía.
Así que le mando un mail.
MAIL 2: Loormelotte
I was trying to contact with you, but is impossible, i was calling you, but someone who only speak arab answer the phone.
Please, let me know if you receive this mail, and then we’ll continue our conversations.
Receive our best regards from Spain!!
Hasta aquí todo normal, una cosa que me mosquea, es que me manden los mails desde una cuenta de correo de yahoo, hotmail, google . . . me transmite desconfianza.
MAIL 3: Ahmed
Dear Loormelotte,
I am actually interested in doing a joint venture partnership investment in your country, i am therefore looking for a reliable partner to assist me while I provide the funds for investment.
From my research, I find out that your country has a lot of potential when it comes to investment as it is still widely a developing economy. What do you suggest?
Please if you are able to help me, send me an email and I will immediately provide further info.
Yo pienso,
MAIL 4: Loormelotte
Dear Ahmed,
Please let me know what are you looking for. We’re producers of dry pet food, and we’re really interested to introduce our products in Egypt.
Best regards from Spain.
A ver si ahora ya se encauza el tema.
MAIL 5: Ahmed.
Hello Loormelotte,
Thanks for your prompt email message and your willingness to work with me. Just like I explained in my last email message, I have got some amount of money in the couple of zeros, I wish to invest in your country. From my personal research, I find out that your country is a hugely developing economy and therefore I seek a reliable person who will not only be involved in investing this funds, but will also be directly involved in the running of this enterprise for a stake in the business. This of course, we shall discuss in more details as we proceed.
At the moment, due to the nature of my health here in the UK, I cannot invest this funds myself. I therefore need your full support and diligence. However, I am willing to give this a try and see what comes out of this but it is all naturally subject to your approval, research and investment capability.
If I were to hand over 3 million dollars for you to invest, what would you advice we do in your country? I am told that real Estate is a huge and integral part of your economy, what do you think? I need your suggestion as regards what and what can be done, I am very open to many ideas, if you wish us to try anything new, do not hesitate to inform me. I would also like to know approximately what can be expected as return on the investment.
Let me know your ideas, I will inform you of the whole detailed arrangement as soon as I hear from you, All we need do as soon as both parties are satisfied and come to an agreement would be to make arrangements and have the funds transferred unto your care as well as make arrangements to meet with you. Send me your cell phone number so I can get in touch with you at short notice.
I would also like to know what your company is currently into, Are you the owner of your company? What is the worth? And have you handled this sum previously?
Thank you for your time.
Tras leer esto, queda claro todas sus intenciones. Y yo, como mi máxima intención es ayudarlo, pues le ofrezco ayuda.
MAIL 6: Loormelotte
Dear Ahmed,
If you want to invest 3.000.000€ in Spain, the best sector is to buy sex-toys, Spain is the most important producer of the world. Please send me directly the 3.000.000€ and i’ll buy for you big dildos.
Waiting your answers.
De esto hace unos minutos, espero ansioso su respuesta, ¿continuara?
Imagino que a todos os habrá llegado en alguna ocasión un mail, escrito en un español o inglés de parvulos, pidiendo dinero para invertir en no se que mierdas, normalmente provienen de países africanos.
Bueno, el hecho es que nunca me había llegado a la dirección de correo del trabajo, en un principio pensé que era un cliente potencial en Egipto, pues nos localizó a través del buscador de empresas Europages . . . y resulta que no era así:
MAIL 1: Ahmed
Eltorage for Trade solicita un presupuesto a través de Europages
Estimado/a señor/a:
Mi nombre es Ahmed Mahmoud Soliman y trabajo para Eltorage for Trade (Egipto) .
Nuestra especialidad es:
· Agricultura: importación-exportación
Ésta es mi solicitud:
· Me gustaría enviarles una solicitud de presupuesto. Les ruego me envíen un folleto, un catálogo de productos y su baremo de precios
Busco lo siguiente:
· Un fabricante o productor
Le da las gracias y le saluda atentamente.
Ahmed Mahmoud Soliman
Administración/Servicios jurídicos
Es lo habitual que me suele llegar cuando alguien me solicita información a través de este servicio de Europages. Yo, lo primero que hago es llamar por tlf directamente para hablar con la persona interesada, a lo que me responde una mujer, hablando árabe y que no tenía ni puta idea de lo que le decía.
Así que le mando un mail.
MAIL 2: Loormelotte
I was trying to contact with you, but is impossible, i was calling you, but someone who only speak arab answer the phone.
Please, let me know if you receive this mail, and then we’ll continue our conversations.
Receive our best regards from Spain!!
Hasta aquí todo normal, una cosa que me mosquea, es que me manden los mails desde una cuenta de correo de yahoo, hotmail, google . . . me transmite desconfianza.
MAIL 3: Ahmed
Dear Loormelotte,
I am actually interested in doing a joint venture partnership investment in your country, i am therefore looking for a reliable partner to assist me while I provide the funds for investment.
From my research, I find out that your country has a lot of potential when it comes to investment as it is still widely a developing economy. What do you suggest?
Please if you are able to help me, send me an email and I will immediately provide further info.
Yo pienso,
MAIL 4: Loormelotte
Dear Ahmed,
Please let me know what are you looking for. We’re producers of dry pet food, and we’re really interested to introduce our products in Egypt.
Best regards from Spain.
A ver si ahora ya se encauza el tema.
MAIL 5: Ahmed.
Hello Loormelotte,
Thanks for your prompt email message and your willingness to work with me. Just like I explained in my last email message, I have got some amount of money in the couple of zeros, I wish to invest in your country. From my personal research, I find out that your country is a hugely developing economy and therefore I seek a reliable person who will not only be involved in investing this funds, but will also be directly involved in the running of this enterprise for a stake in the business. This of course, we shall discuss in more details as we proceed.
At the moment, due to the nature of my health here in the UK, I cannot invest this funds myself. I therefore need your full support and diligence. However, I am willing to give this a try and see what comes out of this but it is all naturally subject to your approval, research and investment capability.
If I were to hand over 3 million dollars for you to invest, what would you advice we do in your country? I am told that real Estate is a huge and integral part of your economy, what do you think? I need your suggestion as regards what and what can be done, I am very open to many ideas, if you wish us to try anything new, do not hesitate to inform me. I would also like to know approximately what can be expected as return on the investment.
Let me know your ideas, I will inform you of the whole detailed arrangement as soon as I hear from you, All we need do as soon as both parties are satisfied and come to an agreement would be to make arrangements and have the funds transferred unto your care as well as make arrangements to meet with you. Send me your cell phone number so I can get in touch with you at short notice.
I would also like to know what your company is currently into, Are you the owner of your company? What is the worth? And have you handled this sum previously?
Thank you for your time.
Tras leer esto, queda claro todas sus intenciones. Y yo, como mi máxima intención es ayudarlo, pues le ofrezco ayuda.
MAIL 6: Loormelotte
Dear Ahmed,
If you want to invest 3.000.000€ in Spain, the best sector is to buy sex-toys, Spain is the most important producer of the world. Please send me directly the 3.000.000€ and i’ll buy for you big dildos.
Waiting your answers.
De esto hace unos minutos, espero ansioso su respuesta, ¿continuara?
