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subject line: P: Beware of the Pterodactyl!
posted on: Wed, 6 Nov 2002 21:00:41 EST
posted by: cikiramidi (at> aol.com
Greetings all,
A personal ad follows, posted with monumental optimism.
Gentlemen, tremble in yer britches. Ladies, have a good laugh.
As they say, you can't win the lottery unless you buy a ticket.
I'm Cikira, and I like to call myself the Pterodactyl of RedMoon
Music, since the motto of my artistic effort is "evolutionary
electronica".
If anyone asks, "What's so evolutionary about it?" I tell 'em,
"Well, I'm evolving as hard as I can!"
For many years I was a teacher and performer of traditional
belly dance, and these days my love of pattern-based design has
turned me towards electronic music.
It will look from my website as though I have pots of money, but
the fact is I'm an old hippie of establishment background who
has made the best of some good opportunities and a fortunate
low-overhead stretch of life.
I have a position available in my household, which consists of
myself and a family of robots (!), located in sunny central
Washington state about two hours' drive from Seattle, to offer
a man who can meet my requirements and share my interests.
For the right person, this may be a the opportunity of a
lifetime. (Jeez, I sound like a spam!) There is potential here
for a unique and multifaceted partnership for mutual emotional,
artistic and economic benefit.
I'm seeking an individual who can be a creative ally and friend
as well as personal manservant and Reality Manager. I need your
brain as well as your spirit! Oh, and I had better have the
hots for you, too, or the Pterodactyl will become grouchy, and
that's baaaaad.
I'm looking to share - on a full or "much-time" basis - use of
an electronic music recording facility in my custom-built home.
The Mushrooms Studio is an extravagant collection of
music-making tools, and is based around a software composing
environment I have devised myself over the past seven years or
so.
My goal is to spend my life exploring and enjoying the process
of creating and producing original music in the company of
someone dear to me.
I invite you to take a look at my websites:-
http://www.cikira.com
and
http://www.redmoon-music.com
(Beware! He who explores cikira.com thoroughly and is
interested enough in my music gear is sure to come face to face
with the Pterodactyl!)
I need a helper of above average intelligence (I'm a MENSA
sort), who is a technology enthusiast, an inquisitive geek, a
quick learner, a non-smoker, unattached, and unafraid of
ambitious, long-range projects.
Synthesis, music production, computer-related skills, and the
ability to research and learn in deficient areas are much more
important than instrument chops.
If the personal aspect of partnership is to flourish, you'll
need to be mature, fit, competitive, loyal, pragmatic (no
mystics or zealots please), socially comfortable and outgoing,
mentally and physically healthy, free of personal and emotional
baggage, and (perhaps most importantly) compelled by the
thought of working for/with a dominant personality.
The genuinely submissive spirit will likely find in me whatever
degree of dominance he needs, though I will require and respect
your self-esteem. I am not a sadist and am far more entertained
by the emotional aspects of power exchange than I am in serious
physical punishment, for I think the human body is already
silly-looking enough without putting marks on it
The person who becomes a part of RedMoon must have financial
resources to contribute reasonably to the household. Office
space and high-speed internet connection is available. Your
attractiveness to me and depth of character are more important
than your age.
If you explore my websites and wish to write to me, know that I
get a great deal of email, and don't have time for long-distance
relationships or remote music collaborations. I would like to
have photos with your email that tell me *clearly* what you look
like, and I'd like to learn something about you, you interests
and your style of communication before entering into a dialogue.
If any of you ladies have stayed with me and would like to be a
pal on the subject of being a picky bird in a grim and wintry
world, please don't hesitate to drop me a line.
Thanks very much, dear people, for reading!
Cikira
evolutionary electronica
http://www.redmoon-music.com
http://www.cikira.com 
